Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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