i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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