On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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