his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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