Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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