I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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