the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I FOUND THE LEGS
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
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