No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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