Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
