she woke up with a sticky ear
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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