ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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