omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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