They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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