is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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