i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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