eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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