There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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