He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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