ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
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