this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Randomize
