if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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