Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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