the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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