I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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