It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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