I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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