I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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