dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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