My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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