It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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