problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
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