I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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