Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
