"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
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