she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
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