SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I want her autograph on my taint
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Randomize
