so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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