Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Alive.
So much puke
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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