My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
i think my cat just said my name.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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