i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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