I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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