clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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