In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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