it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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