absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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