so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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