I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
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its like you know when i get waxed
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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