do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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