Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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