Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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