hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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