Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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