Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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