ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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