so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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